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My first time I drank 3 full bottles of Boones Farm wine coolers. It was a dare and I was paid a bunch to do it. Strawberry Hill, Fuzzy Navel, and some other fruity thing. They were all tropical colors. My vomit was pitch black and looked like the Evil from Time Bandits. I knew I was in love. That was my 16th birthday and I've been a huge drunk for 9.5 years.