Now I understand what you really meant.

Thing is, they didn't move anything substantially. And she can't move them without facing massive backlash within her own party. But I let CGP Grey explain, I think that's going to be clearer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1Yv24cM2os

The UK can only pick 2 out of the 3 options, but wants all 3. But another Video explains some of the details why no deal is coming forth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agZ0xISi40E

Here you can see all the red lines, which makes only no deal possible - but that breaks the GFA. The EU figured that out early on, as the slide is from December 2017, but still the UK doesn't budge on any of the issues.

You might want to consider an exception for this one. CGP Grey is great, you should check out his other videos too.

Beg to disagree. I know you don't want to watch videos, but here you are: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAMpJ9Yr56Y

It details the differences of food standards between the UK (as part of the EU) and the US.

Specifically, it goes on about the much higher amounts of food poisoning in the US (and no death from it in the UK, but 450 in the US in just a year), livestock standards (they are exempted from animal cruelty standards in most states, so farmers can basically do whatever they want with them, like having them spend their entire life in a little box, unable to even turn around or stand up straight), the fact that Salmonella survives the chlorinating process anyway and the fact that the Trump administration pressures the UK to accept chlorinated chicken (and hormone injected beef) despite 72% of the UK public being against it.

Bolded: That's a huge claim and a very broad generalization. You a got source to back up your claim? 

CNN reported that all 8 alternatives proposals were voted down yesterday
In addition to the one May had put up.

So the question must be asked, how are they gonna come up with anything if there is no consistency among proposals?

Everyone seems to want something different. They should postpone Brexit until people can come to an agreement on some level.

Postponing Brexit isn't up to them. It's up to the EU countries, who all have to unanimously approve an extension. The only thing the UK has full control over is a complete cancellation of Brexit. The need to either give up and pick one of the clear options (May's Deal/No Deal) which they repeatedly have voted against very heavily, or cancel Brexit until they can figure out what they want to do, but if they do that, they'll definitely be voted out in favor of UKIP. They've royally screwed themselves. The only way the EU will agree to give them an extension is if they pass May's deal, but that's only a short extension. To get a long extension, they'd have to actually agree on a plan by the deadline, and then the extension will be only as long as necessary to implement the plan.

And Europeans are getting more and more wary of the situation, basically wanting to yell: "Get on with it!" to them.

In fact, now that the mood in the UK is tipping more and more to stay in the EU, Europeans more and more feel like "you voted to leave, now go, dammit!"

However, the politicians are probably still willing to give the UK in the shadow of doubt another chance to decide, but they also are growing wary.

Theresa May's Brexit deal is like that team who keep getting promoted to the top league only to be swiftly relegated.

This is beautiful. Brexit has turned into everything I wanted it to.

No-one actually gives that much of a fuck about the EU but it's exposing everything.

The only thing that's left is for the Queen to step in and that's looking more and more likely if a GE takes place.

Lib Dems are destroyed. UKIP could be dead now too but they're getting a huge rebound and they're back with a new anti-Islam twist (well done remoaners). Lab and Con are both splintering and declining in the polls at the same time.

MPs are being threatened and called traitors and instead of getting sympathy they're being told that they ARE traitors (those replies haha).

Today outside Parliament I and others were accosted by people shouting f****** traitor as we tried to get in to vote. Our staff were advised to leave the building for their own safety. There were armed police everywhere. This is not normal

— Lisa Nandy (@lisanandy) March 29, 2019

How are the LibDems destroyed? Did I miss something, what happened to them?

I would have said both the Tories and Labour are destroyed by now, as both have rendered themselves pretty much unelectable with their bickering and splintering. But yeah, looks like you have more or less the same opinion here. However, both are still by far the largest parties in the UK according to the recent polls, totaling over 75% of the votes between the 2.

Not sure about the UKIP, though, but we will see. By the polls, it looks like they are gaining more voters than last election for sure, but will it be enough to make a difference? Also, that anti-Islam "twist" is hardly new to them.

In any case, I'd say we'll see the situation in a bit over a month during the local elections in England and NI. Speaking of which, can somebody explain me why not every council in England is getting an election at that time?

@bolded, yeah, that's why the petition to abolish article 50 and thus Brexit has reached 6M subscribers. Or that there was a March with over a million supporters for a people's vote a week ago (and a pitiful 200 counterprotesters organised by Farage).