Even though this is a joke thread anyway, I think that it's worth mentioning that Sakurai said that the changes made to Wii Fit Trainer were requested by the developers of Wii Fit themselves.
Bet with Intrinsic:
The Switch will outsell 3DS (based on VGchartz numbers), according to me, while Intrinsic thinks the opposite will hold true. One month avatar control for the loser's avatar.