Tough one. I'd say Obama, just because I don't particularly have a *problem* with him, there just isn't anything specific that I like, as opposed to Clinton, who has some bad leadership history.


Hand Puppets

OR

Imaginary Friends

Imaginary Friends

I cant use puppets because I need to save up the energy in my arm for something else.

Pepsi

OR

Coke

Obama for me too, although i'm not familiar with his agenda.(Hillary seems too anal to me)

And Hand Puppets all the way. I had big wooden ones as a child that i smacked my friends with.

Too slow..Coke Zero FTW.

Attack it's center for Massive Damage

Or

RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RAAAAACEEEEEERRR!!

You don't understand, Vonny... I meant drawing eyes on your middle two knuckles and touching the tips of your fingers to the tip of your thumb.

And let's go with attacking the center. I've always had a thing for giant enemy crabs.


Gay People

OR

Bats

What? Let's say a compromise.. i go for Batman.

Batman with nipples

or

Batman forever? 

Batman Forever.

Bear claw

or

Jelly filled donut

forever. By far the best batman movie.

Jelly.

MS

or

Linux

(PC only, that's why no Apple love)

Microsoft....must obey.... microsoft...competition is futile you will be assimilated,  Bill Gates had your Ideas years ago.... but seriously, eventhough I´m no MS fan most of their products are good and everybody bitching about Windows XP never really used 95, now those were days for bitching, I can see why poeple dislike MS because they build up a monopoly but you have to eather learn to love capitalism or swim back to cuba, still some market control is necessary,

You get straned onan Island and your solar powerd Computer can only carry one game, for the rest of your life do you play:

one of the Halo games,

Or

one of the Mario games

Or

one of the God of War games

Or

one of the blizzard RTS Craft games (War or Star)

Or

one of Sid Mayers Civ games

Please say exactly what game it would be and why, oh and there is no Internet, your alone exept for the monkey butler who can´t play, (I´d take Civ 2, by the end of my first game I´d be 60)  

I know it's a bit of blasphemy, but I've never been very fond of Sid Meier, so even though that's the one game on the list that's open-ended enough to be interesting for years on end, I'd still go with Mario. If you'd put Sim City, I'd probably have chosen Sim City 2000. But as it stands, I'd probably go with Super Mario World. The "SPECIAL" zones alone would probably take me a month or so to re-beat.


Not being able to speak with words, and doing all verbal communication via beat-boxing

OR

Being able to speak perfectly fine, but in a complete monotone, a la Stephen Hawking

Monotone FTW, cause it's funny :)

Death Becomes Her

or

Death to Smoochy?