what up uk?

hmmm....shovelware...

yes?

tell us your darkest secret

he is the daddy of the 2x triplets

just cause i have children with 16 year old girls, doesn't mean people have to harass me.

i wish i were drunk :(

i might as well make a real topic of this before i go to sleep.

Either:

A) share a cool drunk story of yours.

or

B) (if you don't have or are too embarrassed to share a story) tell us of a friend's (or whatever) adventure.

last time i was so drunk that i cannot remember anything anymore, about 4 years ago, i had this really gorgeous chinese girl hunting me. Continues to this date.

Come to think of it, I should get drunk more often.

last time I was drunk I somehow ended up drinking a case of beer (24 cans) in like 5 hours, which is a lot for me. I apparently blacked out and started telling campfire-like stories about vampires and El Chupacabra to everyone no matteer if they wanted to hear it or not. I came out of it at some point and sobered up after I puked for like 20 minutes....

haven't been drunk since b/c I worked the next day and had a huge hangover....